the phone rang late. interuptting yet another dream about trying to have sex. that’s the theme of the weekend, dreams about trying to have sex. the phone rang late and there was talk of moving…
Date Archives 2000
for the first time in
for the first time in my life i am a the proud owner of oven mitts. yes, i bought oven mitts. two of them. they were $4. they are plaid. i love them. if i…
hi. i woke up at
hi. i woke up at 8.am. this morning and thought it was tuesday. it wasn’t until i was in the shower that i realized it’s only saturday. boy, was i happy. today is domestic day…
heh. this mcsweeny’s article,Strange and
heh. this mcsweeny’s article,Strange and Obsessive Things I Did as a Kid, reminds me of some of the strange, obesessive things I did as a kid. i too was obsessed with the encyclopedias and the…
happy thanksgiving! thanksgiving isn’t really
happy thanksgiving! thanksgiving isn’t really my holiday. well, the concept of giving thanks and whatnot is swell. . . but really, i am thankful everyday i get out of bed. so what’s that leave me…
yes! join the fight.nuts are
yes! join the fight.nuts are sheer evil. bakiwop is right, they don’t belong in cookies or fudge.