“when you get up and the sun is shining and you feel warm, that is a good day.” “my dad adopted me and when i was born my name was j.d. he changed it to…
Date Archives October 2000
more midget dreams
i am noticing a trend here. whenever i have a dream about clyde, my car, i also dream about midgets. strange, isn’t it? last night i dreamt that absolutely abe (he’s a co-worker) and i…
while i’m still cute
lunchtime conversation: her: “yeah, my passport expired awhile ago.” me: “i am so lame, i don’t even have a passport.” her: “when you are younger they expire like in a couple of years, but when…
oogy sex-dreams about co-workers
having oogy sex-dreams about co-workers is just wrong. sick and wrong. even when, in the dream, the co-worker saves your from a bat and an evil man with a british accent and the sex isn’t…
?holy shit,? i gasped.
“holy shit,” i gasped. i was sitting in the big blue chair at my parents’ house, clothes were happily spinning in the washer. grammu was laying on the couch watching a chevy chase movie. i…
i am restless today. have
i am restless today. have been all day. can’t concentrate on anything. i cleaned my apartment, but i am too lazy to take out the garbage. i’ve watched a bit of the olympics and think…