how come no one ever thinks about the older sister? so i am watching “28 days.” it’s that movie with sandra bullock and she’s an alcoholic. it’s pretty good, i dug it. anyway, at one…
Date Archives September 2000
i am a big fat liar
i am a big fat liar. yes, tonight i lied because it was so much easier than telling the truth. well, not easier but less humiliating. whilst scanning my groceries, the cublady said, “you must…
sometimes i really wish the
sometimes i really wish the company store would stop sending me catalogs. i am paging through the catalog trying to justify to myself spending $800 on a king-size down comforter and a flannel snowman comforter…
best aunt
i just want everyone to know that i spent $37.03 at amazon.com and got four books and none of them are for me. i am the best aunt in the whole wide world.
do you ever have one
do you ever have one of those days where you just can’t wake up? that was me all day today. i still feel like i just rolled outta bed and it’s after 10 p.m. i…
so i made it through
so i made it through the wedding shower in one piece. it was tough, but i managed. i don’t see how i can be related to so many people that i have nothing at all…
bridal shower #1
i don’t know if it’s the ungodliness of this early saturday morning hour, or if i am just getting soft in my old age, but i just made myself cry writing out a card to…
jodi’s mom
jodi’s mom had a heartattack. jodi is my bestfriendinthewholewideworld. all i know is that her mom had a heartattack. i am guessing she’s alive. someone woulda called if she died, wouldn’t they? i hate crap…
its after 10 at night
it’s after 10 at night and i am cooking. making a pasta salad. i am of the big, chunky vegetable club. it makes the oogy ones (i.e. tomatoes and mushrooms) easier to pick out. i…
ive decided that i am
i’ve decided that i am going to beat up everyone who has a “my governor can beat up your governor” bumper sticker.