Now that the weather has gotten slightly chillier than it was before, The Tibbles have totally conned me into giving them rides to school. This is not because they want to spend more time with…
Posts tagged what a drag it is getting old
All My References Date Me
(Please feel free to sing Pearl Jam’s “W.M.A.” when you read the title to this post. My brain seems to think it’s Weird Al lately, turning everything into a parody song. Last week Bookslut’s Michael…
I seem to lean on old familar ways
I’ve been singing Paul Simon’s “Still Crazy After All These Years” in my head for about a week now. There’s nothing that I can do to get it out of my head. It’s there when…
And the award for Favorite Person of the Day goes to, Software Man
This is the third nomination and first win for Software Man. Here’s why: “Hey are you gonna be here Thursday or Friday?” I asked. “No I am going to someplace you have already forgotten the…
How narcoplepsy is ruining my life
It’s not very often that I feel all “I’m so old.” But when they come (like when The Grad told me he was in 5th or 6th grade when Weezer’s Blue Album came out), they…
Old, lame, and vulnerable
My stomach and I are still not on speaking terms. Actually, it’s talking all the damn time, I’m just not talking to it. I was so sick and rundown last week that I even caved…
time warp or when age comes back and slaps you in the face
hello. my ass is grass and life is the lawn mower. clearly i need to stop acting and going out like i’m a 23-year-old when really i’m an old old 33-year-old. how the hell are…
the one where we lift the ban on drinking and typing
i’m going to be 33 in 3 days (shut up, it’s still June 3rd in my mind). i had a mini breakdown today while talking to Seamus. “i’m gonna be fucking 33 on monday,” i…
sex on campus
the nytimes featured an article on Sex and the College Newspaper today. at first i thought, “hrmph, i wish i could have written that column for my college newspaper.” then i got to thinking, what…
our house, in the middle of our street
So this is Friday. I think my chicken-pox-like disease has gone away, though my chest still really itches. I guess maybe it was the sunburn. You know what that means? No more cleavage revealing shirts…