immutable law of the jodiverse #17: the number of cute boys who say hi to you at the grocery store will be in direct proportion to the grunginess of your appearance. maybe men like women…
Posts tagged weirdo
super responsible adult girl
productivity, thy name is jodi. i was super responsible adult girl tonight. yes, if i were a superhero i would have an anchorwoman’s coif, sensible shoes and a cape of something tasteful like forest green….
five-oh-seven
i just woke up chanting to myself, 5-0-7, 5-0-7 and i have no idea why.
laverne and jodi
so i was just singing an ode to my glass of chocolate milk. how it makes me happy and it’s yummy. anyway, what i really like to do after i drink a glass of chocolate…
i am not alone
i am not alone in my crazy, appliance naming fetish.
peppermint tootsies
my feeters smell and feel like peppermint. while watching three sisters, i decided to give myself a manicure and pedicure. you should see my feet they look and smell so yummy, i wish i was…