i bought my marathon shirt sometime in the fall of 1993. it’s a red-hooded sweatshirt, the kind of the kangaroo pocket and not the zipper. i love this shirt more than i love a lot…
Posts tagged weirdo
you know you are nothing but a pathetic shell of your formerly vivacious, hipster self when*
the thing that has you most excited about this saturday night is that you went on down to the Super T and bought some new method body wash and an electric toothbrush.
just between me and you
on friday, there was a giant furry spider hanging out on the door jamb in my bedroom. usually i try to be cool with the spiders. but this one had fur. clearly, fur is where…
reason #591 why you wouldn’t want to live with me or billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life
not only will i protest when you attempt to change the channel when an infomercial for 70s music explosion, i will then sing outloud with every single song snippet. and when i am not singing,…
all is full of love
i think today that i am experiencing some sort of weird spoke in my hormonal cycle. i am unusually weepy, but not in a sad woe am i sort of way, rather in a ohmygod…
a breakthrough discovery
i have finally figured the secret combination of skittles that tastes exactly like a bowl of Trix. it’s two reds and two yellows, eaten all at once. you should probably try it at home. you’ll…