i have not been very subtle about my love of Valentines Day at all. but this year i refrained from talking about the valentines i was sending out (some of which i are still sitting…
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oh dear lord help me
i just cried watching fucking Days of Our Lives. not just eyes welling up and threatening tears, but actual rolling drops of liquid off my cheeks crying. feel free to totally stop being my friend…
truffleupagus
wendy dropped off her truffles for saving the boobies and OH MY GOD, they are the best thing to happen to me since that guy called to tell me they were fixing ruby. these truffles…
an orgasm to the rescue
if my left eye does not shoot from my skull taking my glasses with it within the next 2 hours i will be surprised. i’ve got a viscious headache and i really want to start…
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i…
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
here at work, i have my homepage set to the personalized google homepage. i love it because then i have all my links for gmail, my westernerd message board, and things like that. plus i…