I had a job working road construction along with two boys I had unrequited crushes on and their wives. One was anxious to talk to me because he felt he broke my heart (he did)…
Posts tagged Superpowers
Using the universe to exact my revenge
Around the turn of the century (I’ve decided to call the time period between 1999-2001 the turn of the century), I worked in customer service. The job was thankless but I met a bunch of…
Superpowers Revisited
After much thought, I have decided that I am going to change the superpower I wish that I had. For a long time I wanted the ability to flick people really hard right in the…
able to start a sentence with a verb in a single bound
i am super copywhore, hear me roar. i just tore through the worst, worst, worst and yet most profitable project we work on in softwareland. that’s right, tore through it. something that would have taken…
taking names
for a delicious change of pace, i decided to spend most of the afternoon kicking today’s ass. i’m like super copywriter girl, faster than a speeding run-on sentence, able to approve press releases in a…