Once upon a time, in a land not so far away there lived a fairly-fair supergenius named Jodi. Jodi was your typical supergenius spending too much time reading books, watching horrible TV, and surfing the…
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Don’t tell her I told you this, but. . .
Lately, whenever I talk to my mom she ends our conversation by saying, “don’t tell the Internet.” It doesn’t matter what she’s telling me, something about a cousin, her boss, my dad, what she needs…
Granny Internet, that blogger
I have become that blogger. That blogger we all hate more than we hate being called bloggers. At work I’ve become that blogger who whines about how nobody comments on her blog. I can’t believe…
Alert the media! iwilldare.com is 6 years old today
I just did a little bit of googling to see if I couldn’t find anything anything exciting that happened on July 31st. Apparently this is not a very exciting day, probably because it’s too damn…
XV days until 06.06.06
If you’re wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart for her very special 666 birthday, you should get her some new headphones. The Disco Stu headphones are just about shot, the ear things are all…
checking the list twice
i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office and buy some more stamps. you should probably pray that i make it out alive,…