to whom it may concern: there’s a raging debate going on in the comments– i love it. i love raging, passionate debates — even if i’m not participating. i just want you, darling ones, to…
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the crimson petal and the white
dear michael faber, i want my money back. i also want the outlaw’s money back. i also want all the time i invested in your wretchedly boring and ultimately unrewarding “crimson petal and the white.”…
the e-mail campaign starts
i just sent this e-mail to everyone i know and U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin (because he said Burnt Sienna was his favorite crayon): Friends, Romans, Color Crayon Users, lend me your ears I come to…
dear abby’s substitute
dear darling ones, say some super duper someone sent you a nice gift from your wishlist. say that you don’t really know if it is, in fact, intended as a “holiday” gift, or if it’s…
consumer survey
in our neverending attempts to make sure your stay at iwilldare.com is as enjoyable as possible the management would like to know if you even pay attention that recently dared nonsense over there. well, do…