dear AC Newman, we here at supergenius headquarters regret to inform you of your recent slide from the top of the Imaginary Boyfriend List (IBL). for quite a long time you were our most favorite…
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another case where i was so right
to whom it may concern: sometime last week i was having a very passionate argument with someone over the chain of command in the executive branch of our U.S. government. whomever this person (the TTHM?…
a thank you note
dear heather, i just want to write thanking you for conning me into putting that little search iwilldare.com box over on the left. it has provided me with hours of entertainment because now i can…
up too early
dear father time, i stopped watching tv and i don’t read the newspapers too often. so next time daylight savings rolls around could kindly send me an e-mail? see that way i won’t spend half…
bountiful browness
dear wendy, i’m terrible with thank you notes. just ask bonny. she’s sent me roughly a gozillion cool cds and i always forget to send her a thank you note. but i wanted to tell…