Dear Darling Ones, Today I called my BFK on the phone at 9:01 in the a.m. “Hey,” she answered tentatively. “I NEED HELP!” I shouted. “Ok. What’s going on?” “My smoke alarm is chirping every…
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Old Chicago in EP would like to buy a vowel
It was hard to enjoy my lunch under the specter of this misspelling. Oh no, I couldn’t enjoy my lunch because it was frigid degrees below zero in there. It was so cold that my…
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Dear World, I probably just spammed you with LinkedIn notifications. Sorry. I am not so good at this. Kisses Jodi
i should have made you leave your key
the knots grew ever larger in the pit of my stomach as i pulled ruby into the parking lot at work and prepared to face the music. i had all sorts of nightmares about being…