clearly UH loves me more than any of the gmail having bitches (and you know who you are) i thought were my friends. because now i have gmail and i rock the casbah and if’n…
Posts tagged Current Events
conceal and carry
my coworkers are always amazed that weapons seem to appear wherever i go. exacto knives, scissors, my own pencil. . . see, i am quite fond of dramatic statements like, “if she doesn’t shut up…
close to home
i talked to the outlaw and that last shooting was a little too close to him for my tastes.
and it gets worse
blech. last week a freshman at my alma mater UWEC died while trying to give birth in the bathroom of one of the dorms (the dorms at UWEC just happen to be located right behind…
update on the breaking news
apparently the breaking news i was talking about last night ended in a murder suicide. i wish there were more details.