“hey, how about we say ‘this book will show you how’?” i asked. “oh yeah that’s much sexier than ‘instructional’,” maria said. “you know me,” i said. “all about the sex.”
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if it were legal and i was a lesbian
i am so in love with the old lady working the checkout at walgreens. so in love. as i stood in line with my kleenex, orange juice, cold-eze, and some sort of cold/allergy pill things…
an unearthly glow
pat just stopped by: “so they’re all gone?” he asked, surveying the empty cubes where the webteam used to sit. “yeah, i’m sad,” i said. “but it will be quiet,” he said. “i hate quiet!”…
the moon’s reaching for me
“woohoo,” webboy said as he walked by. “did someone get a fancy new haircut?” “no,” i said. “oh, what did you do to it?” “i brushed it.” “really?” “yeah, i just brushed it to see…
now that i wasted so much time, it doesn’t seem so funny
upon his return from florida, webboy was telling me about his sunburned lips and how he’s addicted to some sort of medicated lip spooj to make it all better. i can’t remember the brand he’s…