“woohoo,” webboy said as he walked by. “did someone get a fancy new haircut?”
“no,” i said.
“oh, what did you do to it?”
“i brushed it.”
“really?”
“yeah, i just brushed it to see what would happen.”
“wow, it looks good.”
“i’m so embarrassed.”

for the record, i’ve got this flame-colored audrey hepburn circa Sabrina thing going on. i might have to brush my hair more often.