1988-1993 The Silver Bullet My first car was a 1979 Ford Fairmont called the Silver Bullet. It didn’t technically become mine until 1990 when my parents abandoned me in Blaine to open a restaurant in…
Posts tagged Clyde
going bananas
well, darling ones the tears finally came. i was a bit worried over my lack of waterworks regarding the death of the clyde and my generally fucked state of the moment. it’s not like me…
R.I.P Clyde
well, clyde is dead. he died in a most humiliating way and now i am sans car for an indefinite period of time. the stinkiosity of this whole situation is unbelievable. so, yeah i was…
cylde’s days are numbered
You will all be happy to know that I have ceased being a big baby and am going out to lunch with a whole crew of people from my new department. Sadly, the cube walls…
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! i rule! tonight, when
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! i rule! tonight, when i got home, i found ANOTHER letter from Midas in my ol’ mailbox. The first letter basically said, “suck it up bedwetter, we ain’t done anything wrong.” that pissed me…