sister #4 just called. she took simon to the vet. they don’t know what the hell was wrong with him, but he is dehydrated. they pumped him full of electrolytes, gave her a syringe and…
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worried sick
simon, one of sister #4’s kittens, is not well. i don’t know what’s wrong with him, but i’m worried sick about it. he hasn’t been himself the past two days. all he does is sleep,…
you have chlorophyll on your paws, you are dead to me
the biggest change with buying the house and moving in with sister #4 has to be the cats. we are two single women with four cats between us. that’s just so damn wrong. SO WRONG….
the disturbing penis in my bed
so i’m sitting here breaking the cardinal rule of jodi (no computers in bed) and paco’s here with me. he was rubbing himself against me, like he always does, because he’s he neediest cat in…
overheard: things said repeatedly at my house tonight
“will you stop rubbing your ass against me.” “must you lick yourself while laying on my feet.” “can’t we live in harmony?” “she asked me if we could be friends and i said oh honeybaby…
secretly, i’ve decided to believe that i’m polynesian originally
you know, after you’ve had a bad weekend that involved serious head trauma and lumps. a weekend that included thrown hammers, sweaty frustration, and bruises on both arms and both legs. when you’ve had that…