Hi Darling Ones, For the official record, the brain weasels were right. I have both macular edema and diabetic retinopathy. THIS NEXT PART IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH PLEASE SKIP Now I have to go…
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Stroke Me Day 22: Am I Having a Stroke?
Dear Local Twitter Dads, Today I saw your tweets expressing incredulity at the price of family food and entertainment. The punchline of those tweets, Am I having a stroke? hurt my feelings. Yes, I know…
Brain Weasels Working Overtime
Well, Darling Ones, Today is a nightmare combination of anxiety and complicated grief offset with a slate-grey sky out my window to just really, *chef’s kiss* this day. My brain weasels couldn’t decide what should…
Help Me, Dr. T.J. Eckleburg
Hi Darling Ones, Before I get on with the real confession, I have an initial confession that has nothing to do with the real one. I didn’t notice until right now that the eyes featured…
So Sick & Not So Divine
So Darling Ones, Before I get into the valuable life lessons I learned last week, I would just like to thank “Valentine” by The Replacements and my urinary tract for finally shaking “The Freshmen” out…
Please Solve My Brain
Hi Darling Ones, Ever since my dad died in September, he has been in every single dream I remember having. Doesn’t matter what the theme of the dream is, he’s there, usually in the background….