in honor of this perfectly craptastic monday, i bought myself egg salad and lilies for lunch. the lilies are beautiful and orange. they are happiness in a vase. the egg salad was not so good….

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every year for my birthday abe gets me the same thing. in fact he gets me the same thing for christmas too– a knuckle sammich. just now he stopped me in the hall. “i think…

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attention darling ones. the following is a test of the emergency birthday system. i feel it is my duty to bring to your attention that there are only 120 more days until my birthday. i…

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Uffda, my tummy is achin’. I think it might have something to do with the jalapeno chip, ho-ho, chicken in a bisket combination I had for lunch. Yes, it’s birthday time here in ittybittysoftwarecompanyland, so…

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have i mentioned lately how very much i LLLLllllooooOOOvvveeeE david grenier? i didn’t think so. consider it mentioned. also, everyone oughta wish paige a happy birthday.