how the fuck did it get to be 12:30. i swear i’ve only been sitting at my desk for about 10 minutes. being a big important nothing with all sorts of temp. workers to keep…
Posts tagged artguy
if you ignore me, i will go away
when i wear these pants, i like to keep my swanky sara the cell phone in the pocket down there in the middle of my thigh. thing is she’s heavy enough to make my drawers…
my love’s in jeopardy
i just had to have a very frank, heart-to-heart conversation with webboy. for those of you following along at home webboy is a co-worker who used to sit next to me until they moved him…
victory is mine
THIS JUST IN: i think i have conned the artguy to move in next door. it probably won’t happen, because to move you gotta get a blessing from the pope AND the dali lama, but…
empty nest
with the webteam vacating my premises, i’m kind of suffering empty next syndrome. now, suddenly i’m surrounded by three grey, dull, empty cubes. it makes me a little sad. so i keep asking everyone who…
retribution
so the artguy actually invited me to another opening. i guess my performance at the last one wasn’t quite heinous enough to bar me from the invite list. this, it makes me feel good.