You would think that if they were getting straight As they’d know the damn difference between loose and lose. GAH!
Captain Crank and the mean reds
I’ve missed most of the Olympics. When I tell people this they are surprised. I just say that I keep forgetting about them, but that’s not the truth. The truth is I am in current events denial and eschew the Olympics as a form of self-preservation. Long about July or so, I stopped watching the TV news. All the economic doom and gloom was causing anxiety attacks. As Labor Day grows ever closer the anxiety has increased and I’ve given…
You are with stupid
Sadly, many of these t-shirts would probably fit me too. T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World.
Fuck off, Buzzfeed
Generally, I am a big, big fan of Buzzfeed, but they’ve pissed me off twice this week. First, they called Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown-Trafton a giantess for being 6’4″ and some two-hundred pounds. That got my heckles all up in a tizzy. It feels derogatory. I can’t think of any situation where the giant (and/or giantess) is the good guy/girl. Giant is not a friendly, kind term. Hell, I still have nightmares about that one time in fourth grade…
It’s either Juliana Hatfield or Arlo Guthrie’s fault
Ever since I read that Juliana Hatfield had written a memoir that’s coming out next month, I’ve been jonesing for her and The Lemonheads. In my mind they go hand in hand. Sadly, Eurydice was without any Juliana Hatfield. I knew I had a CD or two of hers in the closet but decided it wasn’t worth the effort. But then today I it came to my attention that if I didn’t listen to Arlo Guthrie’s “City of New Orleans”…
Comment problems
Yeah, I know there are problems with the comments timing out and giving an error message. I’m working on it. Never fear, the comment is still posting, it’s just being really annoying in the process. I hope to have this fixed ASAP. I believe it’s fixed. If there is still a problem, it’s probably your fault and not mine. Kidding. Kinda.