it’s not often that i get a chance to hang out with sister #3’s children, at least when she’s not around. she has decided that her three boys are entirely too much for me to…
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pranksters foiled by a feminine supergenius
“Hello Dan Patch Lanes,” I said into the phone as I made change for Opie’s Bud Light. “Hi,” a nine or ten-year-old boy said. “Do you have ummm, ten-pound balls?” “Yes, we do,” I said….
Things People Tell a Bartender: The Bowling Alley Edition
“I haven’t been laid in three months,” she said. She had big buggy blue eyes and (according to Kent and Craig) a huge rack. “And i have a live in boyfriend!” “What?” I asked, looking…
close your eyes and i’ll kiss you
now i have photographic evidence of how much Nolie loves the Beatles Singing Bear. while i babysat yesterday we must have played that bear about 320,918 times. both Nolie and Cade are getting pretty good…
kent and the problem with the women
kent has this theory about women in the bowling alley on friday nights. he postulates that if certain women, predominantly the significant other, of a bowler comes into the bowling alley on friday night the…