Yeah, Darling Ones, I don’t even know what to fucking say. How do you bounce back from a white supremacist…
Browsing Category Voice of My Generation
The COVID Diaries: Singles’ Day
Buckle up, Darling Ones, Did you know tomorrow was Singles’ Day? I did not. I only learned of this because…
The COVID Diaries: Pearl Jam & GenX Spinsterhood
Question for you Darling Ones, Is the “I was into them before they were cool” or “I saw them at…
The COVID Diaries: Only Okayish at Saxophone
Hey Darling Ones, I played the alto saxophone from sixth grade all the way up through my sophomore year of…
GenX, Did a ‘Brick’ Controversy Pass Me By?
As far as I can remember there was not a big hubbub about the song “Brick” by Ben Folds Five…
The COVID Diaries: When August Rears Its Ugly Head Again
Do you ever notice there’s a certain type of liberal dude who must take twitter each morning, before they begin…
25 Years in the Making
I have paid off my student loans. There was no fanfare. No confetti shot out of computer. The Student Loan…
Thank Goodness for St. Joseph
Even though I have not forgiven Coca-Cola or myself (because I only drink maybe two cans of soda a month)…
Day 188 of 200: Quoting Myself
As another polar vortex slides into MN’s DMs, schools all across the metro area are cancelling classes for the next…
Day 59 of 200: Reasons I Never Told
Because a stranger didn’t grab me off the street, beat me, tear off my clothes, and then penetrated me, and…