• New book day! I got the new Chuck Klosterman and Jennifer Egan books today. • I haven’t thrown up yet, though I feel like I might. • Good Gravy, my adorable Canuckian co-worker who…
Browsing Category Misc.
A scattered political rant in honor of the Bill of Rights’ anniversary
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble,…
The 6’5″ woman and her fear of heights
Whenever I tell anyone about my phobia they laugh uproariously. Because, apparently, it’s really funny to laugh at people with psychological problems. Listen jerks, I know it’s funny. The irony that I’m 6’5″ and afraid…
Weak Excuses
Coworker: If you were up so early for the Culligan Man why were you so late? Me: I was watching Kids Incorporated videos on YouTube, duh. Coworker: I don’t want to know.
Seriously Culligan Man, 7:44?
Usually at this time in the morning, I’m dreamily pressing snooze for the second time, or stumbling naked to my desk to write down the Post-it Note Song of the Day (Heaven is for Easy…
Miracles always happen when they have to
I think it’s time to declare Paul Westerberg’s “Folker” the perfect cool, gray Fall album. The album came out something like two years ago, but today I can’t seem to get enough of it. I’ve…