Bedtime: 2:24 a.m. Waketime: 8:30 a.m. Goals for the day: Survive. The floors are swept, the chili is crocking and the only things left to do include showering and making cookies. With four hours to…
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On the second day of Christmas vacation my true love gave to me, a runny, itchy nose
Bedtime: 2:04 a.m. Waketime: 9:12 a.m. Goals for the day: Finish what I started the upstairs is 3/4 clean, wrap gifts for the blind with FFJ, and pick sinuses out of face with clean fork….
Well on my way to becoming a 65-year-old shut in
Today I had lunch with my all-time favorite former co-worker ever, Jess. It has come to my attention that the moment you find out you’re losing your job you become someone who lunches. I believe…
Emotional porn
I have heard tales told that when some people need help getting the mojo rising or the juices flowing they follow their prurient interests to porn. Tonight I needed some help. Not with the bow-chikka-bow-bow,…
Answering the Googlers’ Questions III: The too much wine last night edition
I hosted Rock and Roll Bookclub at my house last night. I drank so much wine and laughed so hard that I hurt something. I am not sure what, but something. After two naps, I…