ok. the dark blue has totally covered my town. i am leaving soon. i hope i make it home ok. of course, i have no food at all. so i’ll be eating orange popsicles for…
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update: green stocking cap guy
update: green stocking cap guy just left carrying two cans of campbells soup and an orange . . . don’t these people have lunch boxes? also, it’s come to my attention that i’ve only gotten…
the patio door in my
the patio door in my apartment faces out into the parking lot. i’ve been sitting here updating my hawaiian punch in cocktail glasses column and looking out the window. it’s a grey day out there…
i’ve just spent the better
i’ve just spent the better part of the last 30 minutes reading The History of my Boobs: A Catastrophe in Four Parts. i loved it. it was hilarious and i wonder if all women are…
phew. it’s over. it wasn’t
phew. it’s over. it wasn’t nearly as heinous as i thought it’d be. i was worried. too nervous for words. now all i gotta do is write a tutorial for them. piece of cake, right?…
Greetings Gem — Here is
Greetings Gem — Here is your horoscope for Friday, January 26: You’re the first to know what’s coming. You may even be the one who’s making it happen. With knowledge, luck and good friends on…