For my 5th birthday I got a yellow bike with a parrot on the banana seat. For my 8th birthday I got another sister and my ears pierced. For my 13th birthday I got a…
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Music that is boring according to Liam, age 3
Bright Eyes Cake The Rolling Stones Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins Ted Leo + The Pharmacists Old 97’s Ryan Adams Outkast Gnarls Barkley (he was really emphatic about the boringness of “Smiley Faces”) Music…
Typing at the coffee shop III
The couple next to the window are talking about God. She has shiny blond hair, he has greasy brown hair, a goatee, and a wedding ring. He is telling her about the biblical dude whose…
Party like a used car salesman
The person who lives next to the Golfer (who lives next to Supergenius HQ who lives next to the Native American Drummers) is a used car salesman and he likes to host parties in his…
That’s what the kids are calling it
“I learned about human growth and development,” Jaycie said at 7:20 this morning, a mere five minutes after she arrived. “What’s that?” I asked. “It means getting my. . . ” she started in her…
Bookclub Bitches #12: The Inevitable clip show, now without clips
powered by ODEO Since FFJ was busy giving birth, we decided to take a month off from reading a new book for Bookclub Bitches and instead revisit all our old podcasts and talk about if…