file this under things not to say at the sushi restaurant: “maybe you can take it home and heat it up in the microwave.” luckily none of the chopsticks thrown at me poked my eye…
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the ugly bee incident
Ok, remember that weed-wacker sounding bug that woke me up at 6:30 this morning? Well after showering, I was toweling off I my bedroom when I heard the buzz again. Instead of running screaming from…
7 days
darling ones, you’d better hurry! there are only 7 more days until my birthday!
early bird
for reasons i cannot explain, my body has decided that 6:30 in the morning is the perfect time to rise and shine. does this make me a morning person? i woke up this early yesterday…
it won’t be very long, ’til i’m going, going gone
no thanks to you, darling ones, i did not make fat piles of cash at the horse races. in fact, i made no piles of cash. it seems i have lost the magic. i used…
junkie girl
i am a pathetic today-show junkie, i thought you all should know. also, sister #3 is pregnant. that’s the big secret i’ve been digesting all weekend. she told me, via e-mail, on friday. can we…