forgive me amazon, for i have sinned. in a burst of ugish feelings and self-pity and impatience, i went to barnes and noble over lunch. wait, it gets worse. while there i spotted the new…
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no treats for you
you know what the problem is with getting up at 5:30 in the morning (shut up, i can’t sleep)? it’s being dead tired at 8:30. when i grow up i want to be one of…
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“jodi what are you dressed up as?” “a bitter, jaded copywriter,” i said. “oh, so you didn’t dress up.” “yes, i did. usually i am a bitter jaded content specialist.” “oh.” “john what are you?”…
fined a great big $50 bill
well, i’m here and i’ve got the coffee song on and i think i’ll be able to make it.
the bottom of the ninth
i’m throwing in the towel. i have been defeated and have given up hope that things will ever get better at work.