when i wear these pants, i like to keep my swanky sara the cell phone in the pocket down there in the middle of my thigh. thing is she’s heavy enough to make my drawers…
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i’ll quit the word games that i play
you know that something that’s gonna happen soon? well i wish it would fucking happen already because i’m bored. i know, i know. emotional upheaval on friday, boredom by tuesday. it’s the life of a…
c’mon, c’mon turn a little faster
we have a new favorite song in jodiland. that’s right the internet’s sweetheart is in love with the cheesedoggiest of cheesedog song and we’re not afriad to admit it. it’s the counting crow’s “accidentally in…
the hazards of bad books
i just finished a particularly bad book called The Hazards of Good Breeding— it was boring and predictable. i hate that. and the timberwolves lost, i really hate that. my stomach is burning with all…
pimp my ride
ruby and i are off to go get pimped. i hope this goes as smoothly as planned. ruby really does need a CD player, more than anything else. now i am off to go choose…