i must have that nervous breakdown look on my face. three people have come up to me today and say that i “look tired.” this is odd because i got like 8 hours of sleep…
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the “branches” workshop
i didn’t listen much while they were talking about Charles D’Ambrosio’s beautiful story, “The Point”. i was much too busy listening to my heart pound and my palms sweat. i always get a little nervous…
people start to wonder
“cut out all the exclamation marks. an exclamation mark is like laughing at your own joke, f. scott fitzgerald,” i said over my left shoulder, my face pointed to the back of my cube. “if…
UH loves me this i know
clearly UH loves me more than any of the gmail having bitches (and you know who you are) i thought were my friends. because now i have gmail and i rock the casbah and if’n…
an ode to lunch
sung to the tune of Green Acres (this cool punk rock version). Qdoba is the place for me. fresh veggies are the life for me. Sour cream spreadin’ out so far and wide. Keep chipotle,…
hear my little heart pound
because apparently you are not the mindless masses that i had so been hoping for, i had to go out and buy myselfDavid Foster Wallace’s Oblivion. can you hear my little heart pound with excitement?…