today i got to take heather to her first chipotle experience ever, and caribou. it’s so sad to think of her living a life deprived by the wonderful cheapness of McMexican food and caribou chocolate…
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canadian invasion
well the tiny canuck invasion is complete. heather is here in my humble abode and she seems to be doing quite well with the filth. really, it’s not that bad and i told her we’d…
method to the cleaning madness
i am in the throes of cleaning up the jodiverse in preparation for the canadian invasion. it is so not fun. i should have just moved. perhaps, when it’s all clean i’ll give you a…
transparency
“hi,” the artguy said as i sat down in my chair. “hello,” i said. “are you in a bad mood or something?” “what? why do you ask that?” i said. “well, you’re only cordial when…
down at the creek
when mrs. leery admitted to her husband mitch that she’s a cheap cheezy whore whose been sleeping with someone for months, i started to cry. a few scenes later, when mitch told the cheezy whore…
she’s so sad even her eyes droop
ok, it’s not that i’m totally sad. it’s just that work chaos and my exhaustion have collided in a way that’s so not fun and/or attractive and/or productive. i’m chasing away superadultresponsiblegirl and plan on…