1. skip the 9 a.m. meeting that usually fills you with rage 2. skip the 9:30 a.m. meeting that tops off the rage with a healthy dose of disgust 3. turn up the new paul…
Browsing Category Misc.
but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea
at work, you can tell it’s all happening when it’s the friday before labor day weekend and the office is still teeming with people. well, teeming for a friday means like six or seven of…
Boring Sunday, a sort of writing exercise
I woke up from a dream and I looked for rain. The dream it didn’t fade as quickly as I would have liked. I’ve had a series of dream this week that involve sex with…
from the strange but true file
i was just partaking in the weekly sunday clean-a-thon here at casa de la supergenius. as part of this weekly ritual we take out the garbage. as i was looking for shoes to slip on,…
two rules for grocery shopping
the first rule of grocery shopping is that the shittier you look the more cute boys and/or people who know and/or people who think they know you you’ll see. the second rule of grocery shopping…
the one where the artguy gets uppity
“so should these be all capped like a book title,” the artguy asked me about a headline for a poster he’s doing. “no,” i said. “why not?” he asked. “because it’s just too long. all…