so the apartment, cute but roughly the size of ruby’s truck bed. there would be no way i could fit my fabulous blue couch, the sexxy red chair + five overflowing bookcases in that place,…
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a deluxe apartment in the sky
guess who has an appointment to look at a new apartment tomorrow? i am so excited i could pee pants. it’s on the 3rd floor, has a washer and dryer in the apartment AND it’s…
who the hell invented the Forward button anyway?
dear very smart beautiful cousin whom i love, i think you might want to check your calendar. despite what the lovely foward that you so lovingly forwarded to me states, i’m pretty sure that today…
the ambassador of bowling, dead
how much you wanna bet that Dick Weber’s death is recognized by a moment of silence at bowling on Friday night? those old guys just loved ol’ dick. they even had like a dick weber…
even the cute little M decorated with hearts in the logo is not saving gmail from my wrath
darling ones, clearly you are flooding my inbox with valentine’s greetings and schmoopy sentiments of schmoopiness to make my valentine’s day so damn special. at least that’s the only reason i can think of that…
you’ll be safe in the light when we kiss, when we breathe
it’s valentine’s day. my favorite holiday of them all. sure, sure i know everyone calls it a made-up hallmark holiday. but, as much as i want to deny it and be a bitter jaded harpie,…