“i have the worst headache,” i said. “i have some advil at my desk,” she said. “oh thanks,” i said. “but i’ve got some at my desk that i got when i had degenerative bone…
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it’s here! it’s here! it’s here!
the iPod that hasn’t been named yet is here and i think i love it. i just keep kissing it ever so gently on it’s shiny plastic wrapping and whispering how much i love it…
i just never got past your little rock and roll ass
they are playing st. paul westerberg’s “Someone I Once Knew” on the radio. this is regarded by most as one of pauly’s very worst songs. it’s not his strongest. but the song will now and…
it’s time to get serious
my delightful, long-coveted, much-anticipated iPod will be here shortly and i haven’t decided on a name. i wonder if this is a little what sister #3 feels like with baby #3 due any day and…
keeping my head out of the oven, a list of things to be happy about because i feel like i need a reminder
i cried like a baby while watching “Brother’s Keeper,” which means i’m probably still alive jonas or roland or delbert aka the unnamed iPod should be here sometime this week my writing group in their…
the reason i had to kill the woman
i had to kill a woman today. i’m not too worried about it, because i’m totally gonna get off on justifiable homicide or something like that. see, i got stuck behind her on Pioneer Trail…