i’ve been working since 8:30 this morning. usually this would be something i would complain about. . . but i haven’t even gotten out of bed yet. i love wireless internet, laptops and being a…
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trying to survive the famine
we’re in the famine stage of our cyclical work life. it’s a feast or a famine, such is the life of a copywriter. you work your ass off to get something done by deadline, and…
i kissed the buddha and made him cry
today is one of those days where if it wasn’t so incredibly rude beyond words, i would not take my headphones off for any one. i would just stare up at them with big dark-circled…
this is our emergency
oh my god! do you realize there are only 28 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY! you’d better get shopping now. remember i like orange flowers, books, and various other junk that i forget that i like…
it’s just gonna be the minion appreciation day because well, it’s her last day
“those who laugh loud also cry hard,” i said, reading from the fortune i had just slipped out of my cookie. “ha!” the minion said. “often one right after the other, repeatedly throughout the day.”…
quote of the day
the minion on interpreting the dream she had last night: “i think freud would say that i’m not cut out for marriage, or penises and i turn into a strange, arid-climate mammal when approached by…