i have to get a passport. yes, i’m 33 years old and i don’t have a passport. but the time has come, i’ll be taking an out of the country business trip coming up here…
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i wish i had a river that i could skate away on
whenever i sit on a conferance call, wearing my time-life operator headset, i like to sit very still and see if i can’t feel myself disappear. it’s like i can feel my arms start to…
so this is what 8:30 looks like
hi. it’s 8:30 in the morning. i’m at work. showered, hair-doed, and everything. well not everything, i have no diet coke with lime and that is a sad, sad thing. usually i don’t even leave…
come now, i haven’t done one of these things in like 1000 years and if you real all the way to the end you will find out something incredibly delightful
Three names I go by: 1. jodi 2. chromey 3. gangster of love Three screen names I have had: 1. geminimat 2. jodichromeysupergenius 3. loverollercoaster Three physical things I like about myself: 1. eyes 2….
they save their best pairs for the nights they know they’re gonna sleep with someone
when i was in the bathroom a couple of minutes ago, i decided i was going to write about the goofy bra i was wearing today. then i realized that i write an awful lot…
a breakthrough discovery
i have finally figured the secret combination of skittles that tastes exactly like a bowl of Trix. it’s two reds and two yellows, eaten all at once. you should probably try it at home. you’ll…