there’s this giant lutheran compound in Eden Prairie that i pass by everyday on my way to work. i call it a compound because it’s HUGE. maria, who lives in EP, said there are thousands…
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not writing my short story, the procrastination continues in all new and inventive ways
so i really was gonna start my short story this morning. afterall i spent all day yesterday buying new bras, grocery shopping, and redesigning iwilldare.com. i thought for sure i was out of ways to…
songs that are currently making me squishy with longing and/or desire
into my arms, nick cave and the bad seeds city of motors, soul coughing the world has turned and left me here, weezer the busy girl buys beauty, billy bragg kizza me, big star c-c-c-cinnamon…
kick you in the ribs chili
today is the annual chili cook-off. i’m a little worried because the Supergenius Turkey Chili is missing that all-important ingredient, TLC. there was no tender loving care in the making of the ST Chili, which…
the itsy bitsy cutesy wootsy spider
at this point my biological clock made such a racket that max and jaycie thought that perhaps the tornado sirens were going off.
my jokes would be so much funnier if i didn’t laugh at them
“it seems everyone has a reality show now,” i said. “everyone does,” mel said. “i don’t,” i said. “which is why i have a blog.”