since every sister, my mom, and tony were busy bowling and/or keeping score for the SJBT on saturday (the stink was in class, lucky fucker), i was left to serve beer to 32 bowlers and…
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who can resist kelly? i can’t.
if you are ever lucky enough to meet my friend Kelly you will learn that she’s totally irresistible. she’s just one of those people you want to say yes to. that’s mostly because her demands…
the weather outside is frightful, but the comfy green chair is so delightful
my bushes have been turned into cottonballs. and you can’t even see any tracks in the road in front of my house. obviously i am working from home.
kick ’em in the chakra
i’m sitting in one of the board rooms with Al, the cutest girl on earth™. she is typing furiously on some creative brief. i am supposed to be helping her, but mostly she wants me…
wherein i talk about a bedpost, olives, and poor impulse control
i’ve never been very good at impulse control (as you can see by the post below) (or, you could tell that by the new digital camera, laptop, new new laptop bag that i got today,…
things that have recently come to my attention
1. if i could have dirty, dirty sex with mick jagger’s voice (and not him, because he’s kinda old, even though his snaky hips are dead sexy), i would. 2. i’ve officially started the procrastination…