Internet prepare thyselves, I just purchased tickets for the Basilica Block Party and that means come that first week in July the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe™ will be going whole hog. You…
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This is what happens when you don’t ply me with gifts
My server goes beserk and you have to live in a world without iwilldare.com. See? That’s not so fun, is it. Is it? So you’d better get to buying me some gifts or something. My…
The fortune-telling apple
It has come to my attention that I am seriously lacking in crush victims. Now that class is over, I got nothing. Men have dried up. So please alert the internet that I am currently…
Somewhere there’s a place in hell with her name on it
I arrived at work at 8:29 this morning for a meeting. I don’t do well with 8:30 meetings. My brain usually doesn’t function until about 9:30 and I generally don’t speak until 10. The 10…
This is a house of lies
For Mother’s Day Jaycie gave Sister #2 some helping hands. On the hands she wrote things like “I will give you a hand folding the londrer.” I think the other two hands had something to…
Jodi and the problem of the misplaced apple chunks
I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It…