So Darling Ones, Allegedly, a metric fuckton of snow is going to fall from the sky and land on the Twin Cities and surrounding areas over the next three days. The meteorologists say it’s likely…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
Decorating the Abscence
Hi Darling Ones, Last week while my infection was wreaking havoc on my life I managed to attend a virtual reading by Hanif Abdurraqib. I’m having a moment with Abdurraqib’s work. His book, A Little…
So Sick & Not So Divine
So Darling Ones, Before I get into the valuable life lessons I learned last week, I would just like to thank “Valentine” by The Replacements and my urinary tract for finally shaking “The Freshmen” out…
Static & Horny Wasps
Darling Ones, Yesterday I zoomed with the Tea Ladies. When one of them told a story she introduced as bound to warm the cockles of our hearts I said, “I don’t have a heart. There’s…
I am Not a Pepper. I am a Troy.
Hi Darling Ones, From the very first time I saw “Reality Bites” at an Eau Claire movie theater with my pal Amy in 1994 I’ve been a Lelaina. Of course I wanted to be a…
Why I Tell My Toothpaste to Fuck Off Every Night
Dear Darling Ones, I’ve worked in marketing for the better part of twenty years. One of the side-effects is being inordinately invested in redesigns and rebranding. Also, being a sucker for good packaging. This is…