as i embark on a post-holiday cleansing of my apartment i am forced to ponder new year’s resolutions. and here’s mine: “as god and you are my witness my apartment will never be this messy…
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
there ain’t no bank that can hold me back
i’m supposed to be cleaning the apartment. instead, i’m watching the clerks animated series DVD i got for christmas and playing with my newest toy. see, yesterday in a fit of anger, i went out…
so this is christmas
well, that’s over. one more night of hell (new year’s eve) to get through and this interminable holiday season will be over. it wasn’t so bad. batering for candy was fun. “i got a nestle…
christmas phone calls
“hi,” jaycie said when i picked up the phone. “hello,” i said puzzled as to why she’s calling me when she’s supposed to be at ‘grandma in the brown house’s’ house. “merry christmas it’s my…
i should have combed
this is what happens when you go to the target on christmas eve without combing your hair: you run into your arch-nemesis from college and he, of course, spots you right away. probably because you’re…
christmas chili
sisters #2 and #4 along with stink and the kidlings are in wisconsin visiting relatives (the stink’s) and friends (sister #4’s), leaving sister #2 and i to shape some sort of christmasy type event with…