allegedly the proposal will be taking place tomorrow morning in private. it seems no way jose wanted to do some sort of weird pre-thanksgiving breakfast thing at sister #2’s house so mamala could be there…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
rockstar dreams or i dream of nipples
i’ve been dreaming all sorts of crazy things this week, probably because i’ve been sleeping like a normal person. oh and taking naps. god i love not working. if you hate dream entries, skip it.
my new favorite thing
everynight, without fail, before i go to sleep i do some reading. now that i’ve finished the eggers’ book, i’m trying to finish up this year’s best american. don’t be fooled, reading in bed is…
the 100-pound tongue
i feel like the left side of my face is trying to melt off my skull. that’s some wicked weird shit, that novocaine. also, my tongue feels like it weighs roughly 100 pounds, and it’s…
you act like you never walked before
if i would have known that picking up my mom and bringing her to the auto shop was going to be a two hour adventure, i’d have packed a lunch and wore socks. i should…
mourning the end of pantslessness
i’m at the point during the annual clean-a-thon where i think it would just be easier to move than to clean this crap. how can one single woman have so much garbage? really? also it…