al, the cutest girl on earth™, seamus, and i went to seamus’ house for lunch. if you were there you would have totally made fun of us about how giddy we were to go to…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
the music was faced
well, i survived the workshop. i inadvertently totally offended me ‘mate heather. when she asked me if i had that ‘i’m gonna throw up feeling’ and i my response was ‘it’s ok to write shitty…
the time has come for us to lay it all down there can be no more denying
it had to be sometime in late 1995, if my memory can be trusted. if i were at home i could go check the student newspapers i have in the garage. they’d tell me the…
nerves or, why can’t i just forive myself for writing a shitty story?>
my story is being workshopped in class today. you know, that hinky-tense, lack of plot, nothing at stake piece of shit i wrote last week. yeah, that one. they’re gonna rip me to shreds, and…
in the next life
“when i come back in my next life i hope to come back as a bat or an owl,” max said. “i thought you wanted to come back as a cotton-topped tamarin,” i said. “nope…
creaming my jeans
first there were four episodes of my name is earl on saturday night. then there was jason lee hosting saturday night live. and now, now now, he’s on jay leno talking about skating. that sound…