For Mother’s Day Jaycie gave Sister #2 some helping hands. On the hands she wrote things like “I will give you a hand folding the londrer.” I think the other two hands had something to…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Jodi and the problem of the misplaced apple chunks
I’ve decided to live my life today as though I were the precocious star of a well-loved children’s book. That means every obstacle I face, no matter how minor, will be a huge ordeal. It…
Jodi and the warty toe of disaster
I don’t really have a wart on my toe. I just thought it would make for a good title of a children’s book. Kids would eat that shit up. In fact, I’ve never ever had…
Did you miss me? Because I was totally incapacitated and none of you sent flowers
My Movable Type had a case of the Bad Object driver something or other, making it impossible for me to post. It was the most terrifying 11 hours of my life. Of course, I slept…
Just what I wanted
Today was the day where I decided I would do whatever I pleased. This invovled grocery shopping, book reading, downloading classic rock, and napping. All this was followed by a dinner consisting of macaroni &…
Six old men I wish I could have had sex with when they were in their prime
• Bob Dylan • Mick Jagger • Tom Brokaw • Cary Grant • Kurt Vonnegut • Buddy Holly yeah, the work today is sucking out every brain cell that I used to own.