It can never be a good sign when your response to most everything, on any given day, is Motherfuck! Followed by an I-oughta-had-a-V8 forehead slap. That’s exactly how we’re rolling here at Supergenius HQ today….
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Choosing Sides: The State Fair Edition
For as long as I can remember my family has gone to the Minnesota State Fair together. It’s been the one family tradition that we’ve managed to pull off for a few decades. This year,…
Maybe it’s because I can’t wiggle my nose without looking like I’m having a seizure
When I was younger and had to clean my room I would fold my arms and blink like Jeannie hoping my room would be cleaned through genie-like magic. When that didn’t work, I’d try the…
ARGH. I am sorry post secret
You would think that if they were getting straight As they’d know the damn difference between loose and lose. GAH!
Captain Crank and the mean reds
I’ve missed most of the Olympics. When I tell people this they are surprised. I just say that I keep forgetting about them, but that’s not the truth. The truth is I am in current…
You are with stupid
Sadly, many of these t-shirts would probably fit me too. T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World.