hey darling ones, sometime in february when i am in the midst of my winter loneliness/ninnyhood, remind me of today. how utterly wonderful and normal and full of laughter today was. because, i’ll probably forget…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
a solution to my problem
sister #4 has scared me to death with tales of people blowing up from the combination of sparky static electricity and pumping gas. sister #4 claims that people have been blowing up all over the…
you broke the boy in me, but you won’t break the man
i drove a significant chunk of the way home behind a Nissan Quest minivan. in the dirtysaltyslushy mess that seems to collect on all minnesota cars in the winter someone drew a GIANT anarchy sign….
astronomical
i’d like to thank the academy for this honor. i’d like to thank my parents, it’s good genes that make something like this possibly. i’d like to thank mary, my hair-cutter lady. and mostly i’d…
breaking the record
i would like to announce that i am now the all-time slinky slinks record holder. i slinked the slinky from hand-to-hand 19 times in a row. i rule!
holy cannoli
quick, alert the media! someone stopped time. i think today might be one of the longest days in the history of days.