ohh, i woke up this morning to discover my voice mostly gone. i got that gruffy, scratchy, sexxy voice thing going on. y’all should want to have phone sex with me, i sound that good.
but then, i’d probably suck ass at phone sex. i’d want to talk about the potato salad i have to make (which is terrifying because i’ve only made potato salad once and it was a terrible mistake. it was like and egg salad/mashed potato mess, i shudder at the memory) and sister #2’s housewarming party. i’d forget i was supposed to be talking about sex and stuff and really just yammer the poor caller’s ear off.
i am goofy like that.
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Maybe it’s just me, but a cross between egg salad and mashed potatoes sounds quite good. Perhaps I AM cracking up?
Gee, thanks. Now I’m going to have an erotic cross-link between potato salad and phone sex. Picnics are about to get a lot more interesting with me around, you betcha.
now, if we’re talking about mustard style potato salad, then it’s sexy.
Well, yeah, Paul, is there any other kind?
dood, your work email is totally bouncing my shit up all over this piece.
dood, then try @iwilldare.com
potatoe salad and miget cheerleaders…now thats-a-spicy-meatball