ohh, i woke up this morning to discover my voice mostly gone. i got that gruffy, scratchy, sexxy voice thing going on. y’all should want to have phone sex with me, i sound that good.

but then, i’d probably suck ass at phone sex. i’d want to talk about the potato salad i have to make (which is terrifying because i’ve only made potato salad once and it was a terrible mistake. it was like and egg salad/mashed potato mess, i shudder at the memory) and sister #2’s housewarming party. i’d forget i was supposed to be talking about sex and stuff and really just yammer the poor caller’s ear off.

i am goofy like that.

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7 Comments

  1. Skattie 03.Aug.01 at 9:49 am

    Maybe it’s just me, but a cross between egg salad and mashed potatoes sounds quite good. Perhaps I AM cracking up?

  2. mkh 03.Aug.01 at 12:57 pm

    Gee, thanks. Now I’m going to have an erotic cross-link between potato salad and phone sex. Picnics are about to get a lot more interesting with me around, you betcha.

  3. paul 03.Aug.01 at 1:17 pm

    now, if we’re talking about mustard style potato salad, then it’s sexy.

  4. mkh 03.Aug.01 at 1:34 pm

    Well, yeah, Paul, is there any other kind?

  5. mickmars 03.Aug.01 at 2:10 pm

    dood, your work email is totally bouncing my shit up all over this piece.

  6. jodi 03.Aug.01 at 2:49 pm

    dood, then try @iwilldare.com

  7. dangerman 03.Aug.01 at 11:36 pm

    potatoe salad and miget cheerleaders…now thats-a-spicy-meatball