Things I would pay you to do

  • Finish painting the tall parts of my kitchen
  • Wash Ruby
  • Warm up my feet
  • Let me call you Dorkus Marlorkus while I laugh like a goon
  • Make me some popcorn with garlic pepper
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3 Comments

  1. wolfdog 26.Jan.07 at 12:57 am

    I have a feeling I’m not gonna get paid to be called dorkus malorkus.

  2. UH 26.Jan.07 at 1:07 pm

    1- You’re taller than pretty much anyone else, so you’re stuck with it.
    2- Too cold outside !
    3- Put on some socks!
    4- No, thank you.
    5- You had me at “popcorn”.

  3. Jodi 26.Jan.07 at 1:09 pm

    Hrmph!