• Conan O’Brien totally gives me a hard-on
• I have no idea what the proper style of hardon/hard-on/hard on is
• What channel are these shows on? I have not watched a single episode of any of these emmy-nominated shows
• I bet ‘A Different World’ and ‘Dawson’s Creek’ don’t win anything, anything!
• Oh no! I totally want the hair of the girl in the McDonald’s commercial
• Remember when you could taste food and breathe through your nose? Those were good times.
• My god Jeremy Irons makes me tingly in my girlparts
• The guy who did the Academy Awards TV show just won an award for it, it’s like some sort of weird MC Escher drawing
• Dude, the original Charlie’s Angels are on. How rad is that? Sister #4 was actually named after a Charlie’s Angel. Though not Sabrina like I wanted.
• These commercials for Double-Stuffed Oreos with the tagline ‘Ready, Set, Lick’ just seem like a giant commercial for oral sex, and I kind of like it.
• Is my life incomplete because I’ve never seen The Sopranos, ever?
• Call me morbid, but my favorite part of any awards show is when they roll the dead people footage.
• Starburst totally have medicinal purposes as far as I’m concerned
• I totally stopped paying attention so I could chat with Kelly.
Notes on watching the Emmys
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my co-worker’s american boyfriend looks exactly like conan o’brien will in 10 years. it’s eerie.
I am right there with you on the tasting food and breathing through my nose. I am stil sick and suffering the same situation.
Yes, your life is incomplete having never, ever seen an episode of The Sopranos.
Yeah, Conan will do that to you. Until you start watching Craig Ferguson instead. Then Craig does that to you.